1. January 21, Martin Luther King's Day. Everyone but me had holiday.
2. Jazz concert at Bar Night.
3. Watching basketball game with Jill and without actually watching it.
4. Wrestling proven to be gayest sport. Pictures obtainable from editor.
5. Yours truly not good at beerpong.
6. God exist - or not. Proof not obtainable from editor, but can be reproduced - or not - for anyone who has two hours to spare.
7. Yours truly was eye-witness of assassination of Jesse James.
8. Ellipsis is coolest topic in linguistics and beyond.
9. Stop sign disappeared from 54th and University to mysteriously turn up again in 53rd and Woodlawn.
10. Snow in Chicago but no opponents found for snowball fight.
11. So-called Belgian chocolatier in Chicago is no fraud.
12. Time to do laundry...
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