live from quote to quote

This past week seems to be most adequately defined in quotes:

"If you say all boys are in the classroom, you don't necessarily mean that only boys are in the classroom. There might also be 2 cats, 14 girls and 1 egg."

"Habits are addictive." (which I subscribe)

"I like big buts and I cannot lie." (which I don't subscribe)

"Chicago is the city of crazy ideas. I'm not sure having huge self-creating swimming-pools at every cross-roads in the middle of winter was one of the better instantiations, however."

"Roargh." (translation: "do the dinosaur")

"Shiiiiiiet..." (while throwing both hands down, letting them cross)

"Come on" (while moving both hands up towards you)

"This relationship is extinct."

"There's cheating and there's cheating."

"So there are gardens on the roof surface of the skyscrapers. Now that is cool, but no-one's allowed to go there, because if you fall down, you might get hurt."

Haiku: "Hippopotamus. Anti-hippopotamus. Annihilation."

"I'm telepathetic." (for the record: not my quote)

"Byebye douche bag!"